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Fametracker :: The Fame Audit :: Jennifer Aniston December 28, 2005 - Fametracker will return with new content on Monday, January 9. Happy Holidays! Fametracker Fame Audit FT1040 by MFF Name Jennifer Aniston Audit Date April 19, 2001 Age 32 Occupation Comedienne, Celebrity Newlywed Experience 12 films and one long-running sitcom since 1993 Assessment When we first saw Jennifer Aniston adorning the cover of the May issue of Vanity Fair , we were, admittedly, taken aback. Jennifer Aniston? On Vanity Fair ? Who's next? Debra Messing? Calista Flockhart? Dylan McDermott, for crying out loud? Despite recent theorizing about the closing of the celebrity chasm between television and film, there's still a certain grandeur that comes with movie stardom that...well, doesn't come with TV stardom. Call us old-fashioned, but movie stars belong on the cover of Vanity Fair , and TV stars belong on the cover of TV Guide . Think of it this way: wouldn't it just look weird if, say, Lisa Kudrow were on the cover of Vanity Fair ? Or Courteney Cox? Or Matthew Perry or David Schwimmer or Matt LeBlanc? When TV stars become movie stars, then, by all means, move to the front of the line. George Clooney circa ER ? No. George Clooney now? Of course. But back to Ms. Aniston. Yes, we know she's a special case. Yes, we know she's married to Brad Pitt. Yes, we know about the hair. And, frankly, yes, we know that Vanity Fair is notoriously unpicky about its cover subjects. (Once you've fronted Gretchen Mol, the bar has not only been lowered, it's pretty much been taken down and stored in the sports shed.) Still, the whole affair made us a bit uneasy. Something was amiss in Fameopolis. Then we heard that, in the article itself, Aniston comes across as relatively thoughtful and self-effacing and genuinely conflicted about her career. Then we read the article and...yes, it's true: she does come across as relatively thoughtful and self-effacing and conflicted. And then we thought: isn't that all the more reason to ratchet back the fame, for everyone's sake? After all, if even she's not so sure she wants it...well, to paraphrase Debbie Allen: you don't want fame? Well, right here's where you start paying it back. In sweat. Aniston -- who, it should be said, has always been funny on Friends , and who can't really be blamed for the fact that the show ran out of gas two years ago, or that the writers have gone back to the Rachel/Ross well about three too many times at this point, so that the inevitable series-finale wedding is just going to provoke at best an Ipecac-syrup-esque sense of release, and who is no more addicted to her own go-to schtick (pucker face, flap hands like two birds caught on barbed wire) than any of the other five stars of the show are to theirs -- will always represent a certain kind of Hollywood success story. You know the one: move to L.A., toil away, get nose job, lose thirty pounds at agent's behest, land part on unlikely TV hit, appear naked-but-for-the-nipples in Rolling Stone , sport trend-sparking hairstyle, repeatedly attempt to make jump to big screen in lookalike romantic comedy flops, gradually eclipse co-stars, aerobicize yourself so severely that controversy-avoiding People magazine anoints you poster child of starvation epidemic, marry Sexiest Man Alive, start online chat room to try to counter damage you've done to self-esteem of nation's adolescent girls, live conflicted life in hilltop mansion dodging paparazzi and eating Taco Bell. Conflicted? Hell, we'd be downright homicidal. After all, Jennifer Aniston has done everything that Hollywood has asked of her -- mentally, physically, and surgically -- and what has she got in exchange? Well, as the Vanity Fair cover reminds us, she makes $750,000 a week, her hair's "still cool," and she's married to Brad Pitt. In short, she's "Hollywood Royalty," as the magazine crowns her. Come now -- Hollywood Royalty? She may yet develop into a twenty-first-century Goldie Hawn, but right now she's looking more like a twenty-first-century Rhoda. Frankly, we're guessing that, when all is said and done, Ms. Aniston doesn't even want to be remembered for being married to Brad Pitt or for sporting the most imitated coif since Farrah's flip. Or even, for that matter, for being the star of a long-running sitcom, which really just makes her a hotter version of Rhea Perlman. In short, we're guessing that she doesn't want to go down in history as the personification of the ever-widening gap between achievement and celebrity -- or, in her specific case, for just how far you can get in this world on a hit, a husband, and a hairstyle. Assets Liabilities • We never said she weren't purty • Or funny, for that matter • Despite comic-bomb triumvirate of She's The One , Object of My Affection , and Picture Perfect: She's the One Object of My Affection , movie offers not likely to dry up anytime soon • If she ever deigns to distort her perfectly sculpted body through unnatural process known as "childbirth," her offspring with Brad will likely shine with celestial light, before growing up to star in Tomcats 5 • Iconic sitcom stars don't usually have long and varied careers (see Swit, Loretta; Long, Shelley, et al.) • Until she has a hit movie, she'll always feel like a gatecrasher at events like the Oscars, no matter whose arm she's on • She's about two Pilates classes away from looking like a flesh-coloured exoskeleton • Let's face it: Brad and Gwyneth just made more sense Fame Barometer Current approximate level of fame: Jennifer Lopez Deserved approximate level of fame: Janel Moloney Questions? Comments? 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Growth of Human Hair The World of Hair an on-line reference by Dr. John Gray, provided by the P&G Hair Care Research Center. For more beauty science, please visit www.pg.com For tests, tips, and hair health advice, visit pantene.com Page 23 -- THE GROWTH OF HUMAN HAIR HAIR FACTS The growth of human hair Each human head carries roughly 100,000 hair follicles. Each follicle can grow many hairs over a lifetime: on average, each grows a new hair around twenty times. Not all these follicles are actively growing hairs at any one time. From the moment when it is first formed, each follicle undergoes repeated cycles of active growth and rest. The length of the cycle varies with the individual, and also with the part of the body on which the hair is growing. The hairs on an adult scalp do not grow in unison, as they do in an unborn baby. They are 'out of cycle' with each other. If this were not so, everyone would go temporarily bald from time to time. The growing and shedding of hair as a whole seems to happen at random, but for each hair follicle the process is precisely controlled. No one knows for certain, however, exactly how the body controls these cycles. Plucking a hair from a follicle brings forward the next period of hair growth in that follicle. Electronmicrograph showing new hairs emerging from the hair follicles of the scalp Over the years, the number of follicles capable of growing hair declines naturally. The decline is especially noticeable on the top of the head. Some follicles increasingly produce only fine, short non-pigmented hairs that look more like vellus hairs than terminal hairs. In older women, this leads to a general thinning of hair. In men it tends to lead to common baldness. If you look at a bald scalp you will see these fine, poorly pigmented hairs. grow before it falls out. Anagen lasts between three and seven years in most people. As we have seen, a hair grows at a rate of about 1 centimetre a month. After one year it will be 12 cm long. After five years it will be 60 cm long. Waist-length hair is 80-90 cm long, and will have taken about seven years to grow. Shoulder-length hair will have taken only about three years. Thus only people with long anagen times can expect to grow their hair down to the waist. As people grow older the period of anagen shortens. For example, the hair of someone with a five-year anagen can grow to a length of 60 cm before it enters the shedding phase. If their anagen period drops to three years as they age, their hair will then grow only to shoulder length before it falls out or is brushed out. So when a scanty-haired elderly lady boasts that when she was a girl she could sit on her hair, she may very well be telling you the truth! What controls hair growth? No one can answer this question with certainty. What we do know is that it takes a lot to stop hair growing! General health and nutritional factors are increasingly believed to be important for healthy hair growth. We do know that serious anaemia affects hair growth. So too does starvation: people who go on a crash diet may start to lose their hair

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The other 10 percent of scalp hair is in a resting phase that lasts two to three months. At the end of the resting stage, this hair is shed. Shedding 50 to 100 hairs a day is normal. When a hair is shed, it is replaced by a new hair from the same follicle and the growing cycle starts again. Scalp hair grows about one-half inch a month. As people age, the rate of hair growth slows. What causes hair loss? Hair loss is believed to be primarily caused by a combination of the following: aging change in hormones illness family history of baldness burns trauma However, hair loss is not caused by the following: poor circulation to the scalp vitamin deficiencies dandruff excessive hat-wearing a gene passed on from an individual's maternal grandfather Generally, the earlier hair loss begins, the more severe the baldness will become. What is hair replacement surgery? The interest in hair replacement has significantly increased over the past ten years. Two out of every three men and one in five women suffer from hair loss. For men, the main cause of a diminishing hairline is heredity. Hormonal changes such as menopause can cause both thinning and hair loss in women. There are a number of hair replacement techniques that are available, although hair replacement surgery cannot help those who suffer from total baldness. Candidates for hair replacement must have a healthy growth of hair at the back and sides of the head. The hair on the back and sides of the head will serve as hair donor areas where grafts and flaps will be taken. There are four primary different types of hair replacement methods, including the following: hair transplantation During hair transplantation, the surgeon removes small pieces of hair-bearing scalp grafts from the back or sides of the head. These grafts are then relocated to a bald or thinning area. tissue expansion In this procedure, a device called a tissue expander is placed underneath a hair-bearing area that is located next to a bald area. After several weeks, the tissue expander causes the skin to grow new skin cells. Another operation is then required to place the newly expanded skin over the adjacent bald spot. flap surgery Flap surgery is ideal for covering large balding areas. During this procedure a portion of the bald area is removed and a flap of the hair-bearing skin is placed on to the bald area while still attached at one end to its original blood supply. scalp reduction Scalp reduction is done in order to cover the bald areas at the top and back of the head. This technique involves the removal of the bald scalp with sections of the hair-bearing scalp pulled together filling in the bald area. Possible complications associated with hair transplantation procedures: Possible complications associated with hair transplantation procedures may include, but are not limited to, the following: patchy hair growth Sometimes, the growth of newly placed hair has a patchy look, especially if it is placed next to a thinning area. This can often be corrected by additional surgery. bleeding and/or wide scars Tension on the scalp from some of the scalp reduction techniques can result in wide scars and/or bleeding. grafts not taking Occasionally, there is a chance that the graft may not "take." If this is the case, surgery must be repeated. infection As with any surgical procedure, there is the risk of infection. About the procedure: Although each procedure varies, generally, hair replacement surgeries follow this process: Location options may include: surgeon's office-based surgical facility outpatient surgery center hospital outpatient hospital inpatient Anesthetic options may include: general anesthesia local anesthesia, combined with a sedative (allows the patient to remain awake but relaxed) Average length of procedure: Several surgical sessions are usually needed to achieve satisfactory fullness, with a healing interval of several months recommended between each session. It may take up to two years before seeing the final result with a full transplant series. Recuperation period: Plugged or grafted hair falls out within a month or two after surgery, which is normal and almost always temporary. After hair falls out, it generally takes another month or more before hair growth resumes. A surgical touch-up procedure may be needed to create more natural-looking results after the initial incisions have healed. This may involve blending, a filling-in of the hairline using a combination of mini-grafts, micro-grafts, or slit grafts. Non-surgical hair replacement with medication: Finasteride (Propecia™) Finasteride, produced by Merck and Company under the name Propecia, was approved by the FDA in December 1997, as a treatment for male pattern baldness. It is the first drug available in pill form for the treatment of baldness. In men with mild to moderate hair loss, clinical trials showed that 83 percent of the male patients had kept their hair or grown more after one year of treatment. Propecia (finasteride) works by blocking an enzyme called 5-alpha reductase, which is responsible for the formation of dihydrotestosterone in a man's body. The enzyme converts testosterone to DHT (dihydrotestosterone). It is believed that DHT is a key factor in male pattern hair loss, and finasteride decreases the concentration of DHT in a man's scalp. Finasteride is available by prescription only. minoxidil (Rogaine™) Minoxidil, a drug produced by Upjohn under the name of Rogaine, has been available since 1988 for the treatment of hair loss. It is currently available as an over-the-counter drug. Minoxidil is topical solution that must be applied by applicator or fingers to the balding area twice a day, every day. Decreasing the dosage to once a day results in some hair loss, and discontinuing application causes regression to pretreatment baldness. Male pattern baldness and heart disease: While a receding hairline may be just enough to bother some men, hair loss on top of the head may actually increase the risk of heart disease. The latest in a series of studies conducted over the past several years regarding hair loss in men, has confirmed that those men who are balding on the crown of their heads have a 36 percent greater risk of developing coronary heart disease. Publishing the results of an 11-year study involving more than 22,000 men in the publication The Archives of Internal Medicine , researchers found that men with vertex pattern balding, or balding on the top of the head, appeared to be a marker for increased coronary heart disease. This association was even greater for men with hypertension or elevated cholesterol levels. Previous studies have pointed to a link between male pattern balding and heart disease, but this study constitutes one of the largest conducted. Researchers also included detailed information about various patterns of balding and used these to identify the risk of developing heart disease in men of all ages. The study looked at physicians who were between the ages of 40 and 84 years old who were involved in the Physician's Health Study beginning in 1982, and followed them over an 11-year period. Of the 22,071 US male physicians studied, 19,112 were free of coronary heart disease when the study began. Every six months for the first year, and then annually after that, the men were asked to complete follow-up questionnaires to obtain information about new medical conditions and diagnoses. These were confirmed through medical records. The researchers defined coronary heart disease events as nonfatal myocardial infarction (heart attack), angina pectoris (chest pain), and/or coronary revascularization (heart bypass surgery and angioplasty). Nearly 1,500 of the men reported one of these coronary events. The researchers also looked retrospectively at the pattern of hair loss of the men at the age of 45. Participants were asked on the 11-year follow-up questionnaire to choose from options that included no hair loss, frontal baldness only, or frontal baldness with mild, moderate, or severe vertex (crown of the head) baldness. What they found was that men whose crowns were completely bald had a 36 percent greater risk of having one of the coronary events; men with moderate crown balding had a 32 percent greater risk; those with mild balding of the crown were at a 23 percent greater risk; and men with frontal balding had a 9 percent greater risk of coronary events. In addition, men who were balding and had hypertension were at nearly twice the risk for heart disease, and those with high cholesterol had nearly three times the risk, when compared to non-balding men with the same conditions. Always consult your physician for more information. 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World Cup Blog - Follow the Action: Worst Hairdos Archives Back to Blog Home June 26, 2002 Bruno's 15 minutes of fame Senegal's French coach Bruno Metsu enjoyed his 15 minutes of fame when he guided his team to the quarter finals of the World Cup. During these heady moments no one had bigger hair than Bruno, the shampoo and conditioner companies lining up to meet him. Unfortunately now that Senegal are out of the competition Bruno has gone back to his old job of stealing cars in Paris and his 'do' seems to have lost some of its bounce. Bruno Metsu gets to work with the slim jim. Posted by Nick at 02:17 PM (World Cup Time) | View Comments (1) | Add Comments June 15, 2002 Look alikes With the wide assortment of humanity that has passed before our eyes so far this World Cup its no wonder some fans out there have been able to find similarities with other famous people. Here are a few to check out. Posted by Nick at 09:14 AM (World Cup Time) | View Comments (3) | Add Comments June 12, 2002 Argentina pull out all the stops Tonight is the night for Argentina. The boys in blue and white are pulling out all the stops in order to ensure a victory over Sweden. Striker Claudio Caniggia went so far as taunting the Swedish players, daring them to 'come and get him'. Claudio Caniggia offering the Swedes no choice. Posted by Nick at 02:48 PM (World Cup Time) | View Comments (6) | Add Comments Handbags At the risk of re-igniting the England v Argentina word battle , I thought we could all get a laugh out of Argentina's new kit for the upcoming game against Sweden. Click on the image if you feel the need to get a closer look at Gabriel's shopping. Thanks to Sophie and Big Pete for both sending me this today. Posted by Chris at 08:45 AM (World Cup Time) | View Comments (3) | Add Comments June 11, 2002 Mohawk Mathis Another 'must' for the bad hairdo category is US forward Clint Mathis. He apparently thinks he's a bit of a star and I reckon if he went to Oklahoma he'd be he star for a while with this hairdo. Clint Mathis glides like an ostrich with his new mohawk. This entry was suggested by Patricia, Eugene OR. Posted by Nick at 05:15 AM (World Cup Time) | View Comments (18) | Add Comments June 10, 2002 What were you thinking? Clint Mathis ....at what point did you think of getting a mohawk and decide, "Yeah, that'll look good!" Reason I ask, mate, is I want you to isolate that moment so that the next time it happens you can go outside and slam your head in a car door. Besides all the less than complimentary press he gets because he does not act/train like a professional football player, he's the only US player who acts like he thinks he's a superstar. Everyone else goes about their business and let their football do the talking. Even Cobi Jones, who used to be in the Mathis category, has matured to the point where playing is more important than how he looks. The goal he scored makes him look like a good player. His 'do just makes him look like an idiot. Posted by Chris at 04:55 PM (World Cup Time) | View Comments (6) | Add Comments June 07, 2002 Sven's Head One character who we haven't mentioned in the worst hairdo section yet is England's manager Sven Goran Erickson. I'd say offhand that Sven has a receding hairline. What do you think? Sven Goran Erickson holding a model of what his head will look like in a year or 2. Posted by Nick at 05:45 AM (World Cup Time) | View Comments (8) | Add Comments June 05, 2002 BANZAI! If you missed the Japanese players lining up before todays game with Belgium, you missed the funniest sight so far at this World Cup, eleven incredible haircuts. Anybody ever seen the 1970's Chinese martial arts tv show ' Monkey '? Well this team featured eleven " Pigsy's ". It's like they went to a hairdressing school which said "we'll give you all free haircuts as long as the students can do what ever they like." It made me instantly like the Japanese. The guy who scored their second goal, Inamoto , has been with Arsenal for the past year or so but has only gotten on the pitch four times the whole season. The club say they didn't buy him just to sell shirts in the far east, but guess who appears on the cover of the merchandising catalogue along with Vieira. Posted by Hertford Gooner at 05:04 AM (World Cup Time) | View Comments (3) | Add Comments June 04, 2002 Argie hair Okay its time to get back into the worst hairdo's for this World Cup. We'll start with a couple of entries from perrenial preeners Argentina. Here's German Burgos and his unruly mop. Here's Gabriel Batistuta in his best pose... and here's the defence taking a glamour break between halves. Posted by Nick at 02:54 PM (World Cup Time) | View Comments (0) | Add Comments Halloween in England The English squad belong in the worst hairdo competition, they're English. These guys are also part of the Halloween pantomime squad....wouldn't you be worried if you ran into this lot at the corner of your street? David James tries the blonde nut (English for head) look and fails. Trevor Sinclair Molder Excuse me gov'nor, got the time?......smack!!! Spicy Beckham getting set to join Michael Jackson for Halloween. Too bad this bunch isn't scary enough to bother the Argentine defense. Posted by Nick at 02:39 PM (World Cup Time) | View Comments (3) | Add Comments Plant heads A couple of the Nigerian players really interested us. Here in Eugene, Oregon people are big into body piercings. You know, they shove pins and spears and nails through all kinds of body parts. However, I've never seen anyone that has been able to grow his own weed on himself. These 2 guys know something we don't. Dude there's a green maggot crawling out of your chin! What does that man have coming out his nut (again, English for head)? Posted by Nick at 02:27 PM (World Cup Time) | View Comments (0) | Add Comments Unofficial Rest Day If you're anything like me, your body hasn't quite adjusted to the new schedule of work, football, nap, football, nap, football, work (and repeat). You catch yourself staring into the middle distance, mind completely blank as it shuts down for some waking ZZZ's. Tonight is a true test of a World Cup fan. Do I take the risk of sleeping through potential bore-fests of China v. Costa Rica , Japan v. Belgium and Poland v. South Korea and missing some cracking games between teams that are safely below the superpower tier? Or do I attempt to watch all three games, fall asleep anyway as Belgium strive for another three straight draws and then be shagged for more interesting match-ups the next day? This is the dilemma I find myself in. Tonight's games are even unlikely to yield any true candidates for worst 'Do either. You can guarantee China, Poland, Belgium and Costa Rica will be uniformly conventional. Japan and South Korea, as hosts on display, might throw in a blond mop and the occasional mullet, but can they truly hope to compete with the likes of Argentina, Cameroon and Romanian teams of years past? Time shall tell. Posted by Chris at 08:57 AM (World Cup Time) | View Comments (2) | Add Comments June 02, 2002 German 'Do's, or lack thereof The Germans, normally considered quite conservative (robotic, even), have a couple of frontrunners in the 'do championship stakes. However, it's not because of how much hair, but rather, how little. Take Carsten Jancker. He's got a dome that would make Telly Savalas proud: And then there's Christian Ziege. This photo is a little old, but you can see the beginnings of the nice mohawk he's got going. What you can't see is that he's dyed the back of it white. The two-tone touch raises his chances to take the title: Not to be left behind in the coaching category of the 'Do Awards, Germany's Rudi Völler sends out a strong challenge to Cameroon's Winfried Schaefer . The snow white 'do goes perfectly with the eyebrows: Posted by Chris at 04:15 AM (World Cup Time) | View Comments (0) | Add Comments June 01, 2002 Cameroons Our next set of contestants in the worst hair category are 3 young men from Cameroon, who by the way are winning 1-0 at half time. First up Joseph Desire Job (I'm not shitting you, that's his name!). Someone should tell this poor bloke about the giant tarantula on his head. Followed by Rigobert Song. Ya man, da ganja is strong out 'ere. and lastly, Magabi Magumbo. . Okay, okay it's not Magabi Magumbo its Sai Baba, but doesn't he look like he belongs on the team? The member of the Cameroon team that really stands out is manager Winfried Schaefer, who after a successful career with ABBA took up poncing around on the sideline as a way of earning money. As we head into the second half I'm confident we'll see Ireland prove why they're better off with the gees gees. Posted by Nick at 04:00 PM (World Cup Time) | View Comments (3) | Add Comments May 31, 2002 Opening hairdo's Today's opener between France and Senegal offered a glimpse of what's to come. The worst hairdo's were out for all to see and here are some of today's winners. Thiery Henry's head looked as if it was designed by Nike.... tasty thin sideburns with an aerodynamic dome. Lebeouf had a completely shaven nut (that's head in English in case you were wondering) and looked like some kind of android fresh out of the box. Wahay!!! Cisse wants to play for AC Milan baby! Look, he's already got the 'do', all he needs is to pull a few fancy moves on camera and who knows, he could be parking his shampoo bottle next to some big names. Here's the winner! You should of seen Senegal coach Bruno Metsu today on the sideline. Oh my God, I know he's French but he looked like a bloody EuroVision song contestant. Either that or he's opening his own salon in Tokyo. Let's see if Bruno's 'do' will gain any puff after his big win. Posted by Nick at 11:39 PM (World Cup Time) | View Comments (3) | Add Comments Links Who are these guys anyway? Cheap Ticket Links Cheap Hotel Links Round-the-World Tickets Do you want a website like this? 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